* . Take a trip to MILAN .

"I havent aten all day mommy my hands ore shaking"

(yes i always say that line with her accent!! its sooo cute lol i want an accent..c'mon cali)

anyways my fave college hill roomate of south beach is getting them $$$ in this reccession! i must admit these pictures do remind me a bit of beyonce..but than again that is her idol..what yall think? hot or not?






gon' head milan, girl you are looking fierce!

* . Revenge don't solve anything .

Okay the time has come and gone, and I must admit it wasn't really that amusing to me. Kyle is hilarious and I bet all my $$ that if I was there in person I probably wouldve pissed in my pants. Cause I typically laugh at any and everything! It wasn't really funny because of the "negros" and "slave" ish towards a black person from a black person..otherwise it was funny cause it was so unexpected but it was a bunch of shit popping off..how can somebody live in a house full of snitches like that? Tiffany, and paul...allison scary ass writting love warning letters..what I tell yall in the last post them chicks is lezbos! Somethings fishy in there & no Kyle its not Katheryns Puss lol..or is it? :-/

But here's some quotes I typed fast enough in my curve to share with you who. For those who haven't seen it lol..

Kyle 2 Allison: "If this wouldve been last week I wouldve went up stairs got both yall stuff & treated U 2 like a nasty negro!"

Kyle speaking to Chris, Milan & Tiffany (after the letter): "It'll be a waiting till exhale moment"

(Kyles alter ego) Keyshia: "This bitch is back for one nite only"

Tiff "Ima hella mad I'm finna miss everything cause I know kyles gon get in they ass"

Milan "This is going to be hilarious"

Keyshia (Kyle): "She better bring her ass home"

Chris: "Show times ladies & gentlemen show time"

Keyshia (kyle alter ego): "At the end of the day you put my money in the motha fuckin microwave you slave ass bxtch" lol

Keyshia (kyle alter ego): "8:45 down to 9 mins give me my money bxtch thought u was gon get off that easy bitch please"

Keyshia (Kyle alter ego): "Put that shit n the motherfuckin microwave where u found my ribs over n done"

Chris: "Kyle just told katheryn to put the money in the microwave and she did it..whatt? Aha"

* so that's my opinion and some quotes, watch if your in to that kind of stuff..OVER & DONE << lol..

PS. Paul need not wear that ponytail with that old ass Omarion ass line up in the front lol..

And tiffany please don't be one of them tv Hos who sleep with roomates and keep they man. Not a good look.

And Kay how you gon like somebody who snitched on you? Do hood ass Paul know what happens to snitches??

* . Farewell Season .

I just noticed how boring The Hills have become to me... I guess its cause I can't stand Half the cast (well all of the cast except my two Laurens!). I soo desperately wish Whitney wouldve been here to make the show more interesting..they probably sent her off b/c if she wouldve stayed there would have to be another season lol. I miss my style diva & sorry but I only seen 1 ep.of The City (the but your just a boy one) & I was pretty turned off. MTV messed up two good things! Whitney shouldve ended this season & dropped the bomb moved to NYC.



Stephanie, is such a shit starter..I mean forreal spencer should drop her as a sis..and than lauren so all shell have is heidi. How the hell is she messing up her PR chance? She been hanging with audrina way tooooo long!

Audrina, is it just me? Or did anybody realize not only did she slip with a Play bunnies boy toy (brody) that's LC ex?! And why she look so dumb founded 24/7 though..

Doug, WTF so now he's part of the cast..

Frankie, life of the party. He's really just brodys shadow. Lame.

Brody, don't tell me your actually feeling & taking up for this chick? NEXXT!

Spencer, I say go have funn with stacey she's bomb. She need to be part of the cast.

Heidi, is becoming an audrina to me. Boring & dumb founded.

But since whitney didn't stay The Hills been mad weak, but South Beach is popping! My new fave day is tuesday I can't wait till I get my tuesdays lol. That beezzy Katherine gon' get it eating Kyles RIBS!! LMBO!

Brandon, the long lost Brutha member I swear!!!!! LOL, He just looks HELLA old but he should be in that family.. probably is (they daddy a rollingstone) ! Mad cocky though, but aint ishh there.

Tiffany, she thinks her dick mad big! She's cocky too. Flirting with chris & keep brandon feeling lucky. Better watch her, she got tricks up her sleeves.

Milan, I love that name with her face lol. She's actually my fave she tries to make & keep peace in the house & looks out for the boys. Paul, chris, & kyle. Minus her accent at times.

Chris, what's beef to a cow? lol he real fiesty. But he is nice how he looked out for kyle on their trip.

Kyle, lol my 2nd fave he bout the bizz. Only for laughs, he did start shit first. But he appologized and they made by gones be by gones. So she was out of pocket.

Paul, is paul? Lowkey hood black. He's honest, or a shit starter. Cause he did tell on katherine. I don't know yet I gotta feel him out more.

Them two girls are lezbos lowkey! Lol, I don't care what nobody say..they got close on the first night..nahh they lovers. The curly hair one remind me of an x con type chick.

Ps. Why it always gotta be a gay person in the house?

* . Harlem, Nites .

Sooooooooooo BET has finally done me RIGHT!!! Besides College Hill (which comes out like every 67 years) I now have a reason to watch BET again...HARLEM HEIGHTS!! Yes they like my black version of the hills!! I actually dig the show, I wasn't really feeling the hills spin off (The City) and yall already know where I stand with (Baldwin Hills) so my tv time was limited to game nites, and whenever I catch (Everybody hates chris). It was a bomb show, they was realer than Baldwin hills and they had some cool "threads" and the 2 chicks with short hair cuts can give me hair ideas since I'm no longer a short hairstyle virgin!

The only CON from the first episode I seen 2 nights ago is this chick wore a mink like coat to the nail shop!!!!!! Come on now!!!!! Even KIM KARDASHIAN go to the nail shop in leggings vintage tees and flip flops, and on sexy days summer dress!! But mink? Much, you think? But like I said this is my first episode, so ima have to see if they keep it 100!